Things that I learned from reading my neighborhood newspaper today:
- some Dude shot some Other Dude in the face, repeatedly, when Other Dude went to complain about Dude’s dogs pooping on his lawn. On Valentine’s Day. While Other Dude’s wife, 14 year old daughter, and six week old baby were in the house, to hear the murder.
- Michelle Obama has no business pushing nutrition on the kids of this nation because she has no degree in nutrition and have you seen her? She isn’t exactly slender. We’re all losing our liberty and this country needs to go back to the way it was for the first 236 years!
- the people of the Northeast hate immigrants and see them as a burden, hate diversity, hate this city, and think their neighborhoods are falling apart at the seams (probably due to immigrants and/or the Obamas).
- Catholic people are pissed that Catholic schools are closing due to decreased attendance, and are pissed that federal/tax money doesn’t pay for Catholic schools.
So, that was depressing. In order: what the fuck, bitch please, what the fuck/bitch please, what the fuck.
