I took a trip to the bathroom, then returned to the basement to find that the dog had ignored the full pizza box, featuring three quarters of a pizza, 2/3 of a bag of fries, and half a cheesesteak, which was sitting within chow distance on the coffee table, in favor of grabbing the mostly empty bottle of ketchup, chewing the cap off, and licking the ketchup out of the top of the bottle.
Dog, that is kind of weird.
