Birthday!
Birthday! Baby baby birthday! He’s five, and very excited about it. He woke up and said, “I don’t look five, do I?” Then he showed me how tall he was, now that he’s five, and how high he can jump, now that he’s five, and how much he likes tuna fish, now that he’s five, and asked me if everyone was going to come over to sing him happy birthday.
And we are not having a party for him today, because of reasons. So sad. But I am going to make him a cake, and I told him he could have anything he wanted for his special birthday dinner, so he decided that he wanted an owl cupcake cake, strawberry please, and he wanted to go to the diner for dinner, so that is the plan.
