March 2012
Possibly he could, in the fall, grab for Limbaugh and accidentally pull him over the edge, too.
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I hope Rick Santorum falls to his death over the side of the Grand Canyon.
February 2012
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It’s cold in here. The thermostat says 66, so why does it feel so cold?
I should get up and make some dinner or something, but I feel zero desire to do anything other than sit in this chair and hope someone posts something on tumblr.
My movie club order shipped! How long will it take for them to arrive? Can they be here now?
Miyazaki film fest any day now!
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I should not read excerpts from Malcolm X's...
douglass-forgot-the-chitterlings:
because it does nothing but irritate the hell out of me. Not his speeches, mind you, but the way history has set him up against MLK as if they were two men working for different ends.
I hate what history has done to MLK, taking the fire out of him, reducing him to a single speech, a single sappy story of a man who never grew angry (false), never lost his...
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I have babby shit (ohmygod tiny clothing) (ohmygod tiny leather robeez type shoes with smiling skulls on. my brother’s all-black-wearing, punk rock/goth gf is going to flip.her.shit. in the best possible way imaginable when she sees these), Skyrim, hot chocolate, whipped cream, celexa, xanax, and Essie flakie nail polish (Shine of the Times). I am ready for this babbyparty. I am ready for...
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I’m preeeeeeeeeetty sure I value both my sleep and my sanity more than I value a bababbby who could potentially exist, but doesn’t.
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If I lose my mind and start making babbly noises about babies and holding babies and making babies and raising babies and having more babies, someone fucking slap me, okay?
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BABY SHIT! BABY SHIT! GONNA BUY SOME BABY SHIT!
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blueandbluer replied to your post: Have a little bit of free time this morning, and…
Oh and… is this Younger Brother? Again?
…he only has the one, so far?
The new little guy is due in a few months. :D
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blueandbluer replied to your post: Have a little bit of free time this morning, and…
I like Lubu heels — there are enough reds with red glitter. A black with red glitter is so Targaryen!
It’s pretty. Maybe it just doesn’t suit my mood today. Plus, I have seen tons of bright reds with red glitter, like CG Ruby Pumps, but I’m thinking of something that’s a lot moodier...
Have a little bit of free time this morning, and my nails were chipping, so I am doing a new mani, with Lubu Heels. I know this color is wildly beloved, but I don’t know if I like it. I want it to have more red! If the jelly base were a deep vampy red, instead of black…?
Baby shower for my brother’s girlfriend this weekend. I surprised myself by waking up and realizing that I am...
I REALLY don’t want to take this child to this appointment.
Dude. I am really annoyed by this.
I called my mom, to see if she could watch the kid, but she didn’t answer or call me back, so I guess the answer is no.
Perhaps he thought I was making very mundane and repetitive conversation.
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I told my husband at least eight times that I have a doctor’s appointment this afternoon. This morning he woke up at 8:30 and said, “Wait. You wanted me to watch the kid while you’re at your appointment? I didn’t know.”
Yessssssss… well. Why DID you think I told you about it repeatedly, then?
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My cheese is off. Not inedibly rotten, but whiffy.
I GUESS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO EAT ALLLLLLLL THE BRIE FOR LUNCH.
Here are some things I want to do today:
sleep til the migraine meds work
play Oblivion
Here are some things I don’t want to do today:
get dressed
make my kid get dressed
throw up
go outside to play
go to my doctor appt later on
cook food
eat food
anything
Somehow, I suspect that I am going to be doing an awful lot of the things on List #2, but very few of the things on List #1.
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I should balance my check register, so that I know how much money I have, but I would prefer to preserve the illusion that our tax return is sitting there, untouched.
(It’s totally not. Here are some places where our tax return money is sitting: Target, a couple of different doctors, the dentist, Rite Aid pharmacy, Toys R Us, several different restaurants, my gas tank, Whole Foods, Food...
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“Well, I was really in a bind because, um, I was doing some bad things. I was in...”
– Tori Amos on writing Hey Jupiter (via bellsfor-her)
Man, she was taking all the good drugs back then.
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WHEN WILL ALL MY DISNEY MOVIE CLUB MOVIES SHIP? I WANT MY MOVIES!
(Blu Rays of Up, Wall-E, Toy Story, Oceans, Earth, Nausicaa, and Ponyo!)
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Oh. I forgot to pay my cable bill, despite having the money to pay my cable bill, and a big note on my laptop to pay my cable bill, and then they turned off my internet and telephone. So I paid my cable bill, and now I have internet again, but still no phone, and I want to call my mom to see if she can watch my kid because migraine, but all my outgoing calls are blocked and my cell phone is dead,...
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(No one ever sends me shitty anons.
I must have all the right sorts of followers.)
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Is it Asshole Anon season on tumblr?
Fooled you! It’s always Asshole Anon season on tumblr!
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Is it completely weird that I am considering buying a bunch of babylegs for myself, to use as arm warmers?
I think that it is not.
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scoldylox replied to your post: Hey, mom friends: Babylegs on sale for $4 a pair….
Babies’ legs? :O
Tiny footless leggings made of sheer adorable.
I had a plan to make roasted chicken and mac & cheese (and some veggie, I don’t know what) for dinner, but this migraine is coming on really fast. It’s gone from a barely perceptible bit of nausea to full-on can’t-move-for-the-seasickness nausea in, like, an hour.
Cooking. It may not happen today.
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Hey, mom friends: Babylegs on sale for $4 a pair. You may also be able to save an additional 10% with the code BLNEWS.
I love Babylegs. My kid hated them. I made him wear them anyway, because CUTE.
El Kidasaur is all registered for school and ready to go. They were shocked, in the office, when I came in with both all the forms that they’d given me, all filled out, and all the papers that they’d asked for. Like, really shocked. Apparently, that doesn’t happen.
It was four sheets. I only had to fill out two of them myself. I had to bring a bill, that was addressed to my...
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YES I AM WHINING ABOUT CLOTHING AGAIN.
THIS IS THE POINT WHERE MY MOTHER WOULD SAY, “OH POOR BABY, YOUR BREASTS ARE TOO BIG. BOO HOO.”
THAT IS BECAUSE SHE NEVER HAD TO DRESS THEM.
IF BIG BREASTS ARE “SUPPOSED” TO BE THE HEIGHT OF FEMALE BEAUTY, HOW COME IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CLOTHE THEM ATTRACTIVELY?
I DO HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE SOMETIMES YOU KNOW.
WHEN I DO SO, I AM...
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Can I just have one pretty v-neck or button up top that does not pop open to reveal my bra and my Christina Hendricks sized assets?
Like, just one. Just one scoop, v, or button up top that is pretty and fits?
Printer, how have you been searching for a wireless network for five minutes? The router is two feet away and nothing else has any trouble finding it!
I bought a network printer, when I bought a router and got a network.
The network printer continually refuses to recognize the network, and needs to be connected to my main computer with USB, then reinstalled and reconnected to the network, every time I want to use it.
That’s kind of crap, if you ask me.
Kindergarten registration day!
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My character currently has eleven arrows sticking out of her.
It’s a little ridiculous.
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There is something glitchy going on with the wolves in this vampire cave. I keep trying to hit them with my sword, and it won’t swing, and the wolves attack me, except they’re like seven feet away, and when I do manage to swing, the sword won’t connect, but the wolves cry like it did, except it doesn’t seem to do any damage to them?
I can take down a timber wolf no...
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I also stopped at Whole Foods and bought sushi and brie and crackers.
I ate the sushi earlier. Now I am going to have brie and fig jam on crackers. Nom.
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ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post: Appointment today left me feeling kind of rough,…
SH chips like mad on me.
I picked up the SH topcoat when I was out of town, and didn’t have any. I’m hoping that if I switch to a different top, it will stop chipping so badly.
Everything chips on my nails; I’m pretty rough on my hands, I guess. But this is kind of beyond,...
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Appointment today left me feeling kind of rough, so I stopped at Sally Beauty on the way home, to pick up a dotting tool. I also bought China Glaze Lubu Heels and Blue Iguana while there. The nail polish rack: den of temptation. So many pretty colors.
My beetle green polish is already chipping. WTF. Is it the Sinful Colors polish, the SH acrylic gel stuff as base coat, or the SH top coat? I...
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Bwah ha ha ha!
My mom and brother convinced me that I should punch this fighter’s guild member, so I did. He turned green, and then everyone in the inn began attacking me, so I ran as far away as possible. I came back to see if we were still friends.
Not only are we still friends, but his disposition towards me is completely maxed. So apparently, punching someone in the face in this game...
Whole foods in jenkintown on a sunday, hate. Filled with rich entitled buttheads who think that driving a jag gives them the absolute right ti park on the no parking stripes next to the handicap spot. These people are even worse inside the store.
You guys are jerks. I hope sushi worms eat your fucking legs.
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I’m going to leave for my appointment, come back at 3 PM, and find him STILL trying to kill those trolls, aren’t I.